Is Lemony Snicket a detective or a smoke detector?
Do you smell smoke? Young apprentice Lemony Snicket is investigating a case of
arson but soon finds himself enveloped in the ever-increasing mystery that
haunts the town of Stain'd-by-the-Sea. Who is setting the fires? What secrets
are hidden in the Department of Education? Why are so many schoolchildren in
danger? Is it all the work of the notorious villain Hangfire? How could you even
ask that? What kind of education have you had?
Maybe you should be in school?