About the Book: Lost Language of Oysters (Professor Dr Moritz-Maria von
Igelfeld)
Professor Moritz-Maria von Igelfeld is not just any German professor-he is the
author of that great work of scholarship, Portuguese Irregular Verbs. His
eminence in language studies is widely recognised, even if it is rarely
acknowledged by his colleague, Professor Detlev-Amadeus Unterholzer, author of a
much less important work on the subjunctive. Their rivalry bubbles away under
the surface, but is apt to come into the open if something unusual disturbs the
calm waters of the institute in Regensburg in which they both work. One such
event is the entrance from New Orleans of two