"Every year, one funny book seems to stand out from all the others. This year,
it's Do Ants Have Assholes]?...a rip-roaring parody"
Spectator
"The book being touted as this year's can't-miss, downstairs-loo-fixture of a
dead-cert publishing-phenomenon-sensation"
Guardian
"A very funny spoof of pop-science collections"
Daily Telegraph
A venerable and historic newspaper, the Old Geezer is read and respected by the
world's most conscientious, upright citizens. When these beacons of
respectability have serious questions, they turn to the Old Geezer's "Questions
and Answers" page.
Do Ants Have Assholes? collects the enlightening answers to thought-provoking
questions such as: If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant,
what do you